Americans would achieve perfect equality by forcing persons of superior intelligence to wear mental handicap radios that emit unsettling noises every twenty seconds to keep them from taking unfair advantage of their brains, persons of superior strength or grace were to be burdened with weights, and those of uncommon beauty must wear masks. (Kurt Vonnegut)
Gleich nach der Geburt eins mit der Schaufel rüberbraten, ginge auch.